Thursday, February 14, 2013

The Blood of Patriots and Tyrants (144)



An insurgent memory-wipes the enemy soldier’s mind controlling a cyborg warrior and replaces it with his own. What happens when this new mind becomes the weapon that can take over all defenses and conquer the world? 

Accepted in Blood, an anthology by Fantastic Horror (http://fantastichorror.com or http://fantastichorror.com/forum/) which is restoring and revising its website. 

Monday, December 31, 2012

Tachyon Level Rising (140)

It's a con game -- replace Michelangelo's David with a marble copy that can walk and talk. Astonish the world and historians everywhere. Think of the fame and fortune involved. Would you be tempted to look that good? Scott was and he isn't standing in the Louvre but in Hell.

Published by KALKION online

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Skydiving into Oblivion (136)

Bad Boys, bad boys, whatcha going to do when you land on an island that's a sovereign country? 

Accepted in POWERS, an anthology about those with superpowers.
Open for Submission. Call for Stories at this link.

Friday, November 09, 2012

Durango Agonistes Died Yesterday (123)

A banned and interdicted neighbor predicts events leading to the return of the Old Gods -- the One who Sleeps in the Sunken City, the Shambler, and the Gargoyle of the Sea. Who is this neighborly Delphic Oracle, this unkempt Cassandra who troubles your orderly life? Do you dismiss a series of murders when a comet appears and meteors fall to earth? Do you run to him when the moon turns blood red? Do you seek him out when the streets run red with blood and Death walks the earth? The fate of the world is in your hands.

Published in THE MYTHOS REVISITED

Kindle Edition - FH website or Amazon
Print Edition - FH website or Amazon

Monday, September 24, 2012

THE BREAK UP (WT 68)

A knock on the door provides new insights into the relationship of a "not so nice" friendship between two men and the girl they think they love.

Published in WRITINGS ON THE WALL, an anthology from Seven Archons

Available at AMAZON
And at CREATESPACE 

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

The Demon Invasion from Hell (WT 121)

By a strange quirk of fate when the city of Pittsburgh opened the a subway tunnel from "dahntahn" to the North Shore, they also opened a portal to hell. Now it falls to the military, specifically Lieutenant Colonel McFaddis to find a way to stop the demons from feasting on the humans at their own tailgate parties. Yuns better like this story, the demon says!

Published in Fantastic Horror #4. Available as a Kindle book
at  GOOD VERSUS EVIL
Available in PRINT at AMAZON (click here)
Available for NOOK at BARNES AND NOBLE  (click here)

Saturday, June 30, 2012

City of Blood (WT 111)

There is always something interesting happening in Central City on weekends -- Jazz bands, funky flash mobs, symphony concerts, the midnight screening of Rocky Horror in drag, fancy dinners, dancing at the Waldorf Ballroom for the rich and sophisticated, and even ... the end of the world.
Professional trainer and magician Domenic Gedigold and his buddy from the distant past must deal with a madman who wishes to establish an empire of werewolves. If he fails then Central City will become a City of Blood.

Publilshed WEIRD CITY 3, an anthology edited by George Whilhite
Available at AMAZON 

The Man in the Moon Became My Grandfather (WT 99)

When a child is born, every parent dreams of a future for that child so glorious it is written in golden letters across a sky so vast, it is meaningless to describe. But no child ever lives up to those dreams and thus, every parent's dream dies a little each day. No child born of man could live up to the dreams of that birth. But what happens when a parent gets a second chance? Something truly Mysterious and Wonderful happened in Warehouse Three of Moonbase Alpha. One day our children will step between the stars and write history in bold actions and wondrous deeds.

Published in THE COLONIES, an anthology edited by Shane Collins
Available at AMAZON

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Sinopia (127)


Three men on a first contact mission to an Earth-like world crash on a barren limestone landscape. They find refuge in a cave that seems to be a monastery. It is filled with sinopia-colored statues made from limestone and illuminated by a perpetual fire.

Accepted in COLORS, an anthology of flash fiction and poetry edited by Jake Johnson
CALL FOR PAPERS

Friday, June 01, 2012

Snowbound, With Wolves (WT 114)

A camping Expedition on an alien world goes wrong when wolves attack. However, all is not lost, our campers do not become lumps of digested food in the snow, not on this alien world.

Published in in Synaptic Void, an anthology edited by Joe Jablonski
On sale here...

Saturday, May 26, 2012

The Haunted House (WT 73)

Alms for the poor, alms for the poor. Blood for the Inquisition.
This Halloween, there is a haunted house on a haunted hill with a dungeon haunted by a real demon -- Tomas de Torquemada. I wouldn't suggest you visit that Haunted House unless you like pain. Remember, you only have one life to give, over and over and over.

Available for AMAZON Kindle: FH #3 - Welcome to Hell
Available in PRINT - FH #3 - Welcome to Hell

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

The First Vampire's Curse (WT 119)

During a drug raid on a steamship, a young policeman discovers vampires and embraces the First Vampire's Curse by becoming one of the undead to take control of organized crime in a steampunk-like city.

Published in FANTASTIC HORROR #2 -- THE DEAD AND THE UNDEAD.

Available in MOBI, EPUB and PDF formats through FANTASTIC HORROR via PAY PAL.
ALSO available in electronic form at AMAZON 

Now Available in PRINT from AMAZON 

Friday, April 27, 2012

The New Frankenstein (WT 98)

_ _ Jonah Carnahan, a detective inspector with the Atlantipolis City Police Force and a bicycling enthusiast, is involved in a car accident that leads to revelations of murder, ghosts, abominations of nature and cyborgs at All Souls Charity Hospital. There is no hope for the living to survive a fate worse than dying in this hospital.
_ _ In the words of Mary Shelley: "I saw the hideous phantasm of a man stretched out, and then, on the working of some powerful engine, show signs of life, and stir with an uneasy, half vital motion."
_ _ And this cyborg does not fear Death.

Published in "HOSPITAL" an anthology edited by Sean Monaghan
Available at AMAZON

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The Caterwauling Kitties of Castle O'Rourke (WT 49)

There's the tooth fairy. There's your fairy godmother. And there's Rory, the Cat Fairy who haunts Castle O'Rourke. He made the mistake of disturbing the peace and hating cats. Hey you cat lovers, here's one for you.

Published in Short Sips, Coffee House Flash Fiction Collection Volume 2, edited by Jessica A. Weiss.
Available from AMAZON


Short Sips is a collection of short stories for you to read over a cup of coffee.

And With a Sigh Winter Says Goodbye (WT 110)

The cold night of winter overstayed. It was thus in Jules Anson's heart, if not Central city as a whole until a theft could be discovered, wrongs brought to justice and curses lifted. Anson knew that once magic was invoked in the name of Fire, Earth, Air or Water, that magic must run its course.

Published in COBWEBS AND ANTIQUITIES, an anthology of cursed and/or magic objects

Available on AMAZON 

Friday, April 13, 2012

The Shrovetide Affair (WT 52)

After Mardi Gras, a man returns to his friends as a zombie, dead as a doornail, heart ripped from his chest  and asks them to help him get his heart back by finding the voodoo master who took it. This is a deal made with the devil and no good can come of it.

Published in Deals With The Devil, an anthology edited by Stephanie Morrell
Available at AMAZON

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

In the Dark, by an Icy Ocean (WT 89)

Two astronauts on a terraforming mission in the Oort Cloud find artifacts that are more than merely a rock or a piece of metal. There are memories of lives from a billion years before that insist on being remembered.

Published in "Shadows Within Shadows 2" and available at AMAZON

The Neighbors Are Almost Dead (WT 112)

Jared Gade, rookie detective and highborn, uber-rich socialite has a problem. His rich "uncles" are vampires. When three murdered crooks turn up at their townhouse, Jared must come clean to his detective boss, a banned magician and the ghosts who witnessed the murder. Worse yet, his "uncles" and the Magician are two thousand years old and hate each other. Can Jared resist the lure of being eternally undead or will he be a good patrician and open a vein for his "uncles" to suck?

Published in URBAN NIGHTMARES, an anthology edited by Dorothy Davies
available at AMAZON 

Friday, March 09, 2012

Circus Extravagansis (WT 87)

Mankind dashes out into the galaxy after aliens give them long distance spaceflight but all is not fortune, glory and adventure. The alien races resent Earthlings for their chaotic and anarchic practices. When four young men from broken homes start sneaking into Circus Extravagansis and stealing the publicity, the leaders of the Circus involve them in a conspiracy of three ring proportions. But Earthlings are not loved and cherished. When the curtain falls on our little drama, four young men find new roles in the Circus; roles that they never expected.

Published in LEGENDS UNSPOKEN, an anthology from Fantastic Horror in electronic formats.
Also, an Amazon kindle edition
And on print at AMAZON


Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Perdition Found in a Railcar (WT 95)

A thief and scoundrel who once rode with Quantrill's raiders in the Civil War wants the secret of eternal life. He confronts a seeming rich man traveling in a private railcar and finds more than he bargained for.
Published in MIDNIGHT TRAIN, an anthology edited by Dorothy Davies.

This is the third story about Cain (of the biblical Cain and Abel) and Death as a character. It is set in a RR car in 1876.
The first story was "Dogs at Midnight" set circa 2010.
The second story was "Bodies at the Buoy" set in 2020.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Dragons and Sprites and Other Delights (WT 116)

Aye Mateys. There be pirate treasure out there on a tiny island west of the Florida Keys. More doubloons than a dozen men can carry and all but one of them guard the secret of that treasure with their bones. Beware, the twelfth man is name Robin and he definitely isn't a good fellow. He wants revenge.

Accepted in BENEATH THE WAVES an Anthology
CALL FOR PAPERS

Friday, February 03, 2012

On Passing Through a Graveyard on a Warm Summer Night (WT 88)

A graveyard, a murder and a ghost -- In the dark of night, the dead speak a dead language of their own and keep company with the dead. The dead do not keep company with the living, unless...

Published in SUMMER THRILLS an anthology edited by Dorothy Davies.

Here's the Amazon Link

Thursday, February 02, 2012

Bo's Simian Winter (WT 75)


How far would you go for a friend? Would you change your species? If you had complete a government contract, how far would you go?
Bo just can't say NO to Rory.

Published in WINTER CHILLS, and anthology edited by Dorothy Davies.
Here's the Amazon Link.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Skirmish at the Devereux Hot Springs (WT101)

In a Victorian world of city-states where steam carriages drive through cities lit by gas lamps and enchanted mechanicals guard the estates of the rich, how do diplomats and politicians settle disputes? They devise Rules of Engagement, hire small armies and stage skirmishes between brigades of clockworks, steam power war machines, helium airships. They invoke ghosts, raise the dead and listen to consultants.
A Steampunk story of the dead rising and making war with clockwork gargoyles.

Published in "What New is Old Again - a Steampunk Anthology dedicated to C.D. Turner


Wednesday, December 14, 2011

And Death Will Never Take Me (WT 108)

A simple drunk and disorderly police call reveals the secret sins of the Angel of Death.

Published in: DARK SECRETS Anthology edited by Dorothy Davies

Kakashi (WT 000)

Not all heroes have powers and muscles and capes. Some heroes live lonely, solitary lives and care for the ordinary things, lest the ordinary things become unique.  Some watch the fields and forests and keep them safe.

A reprint from years ago, republished in print in LOCAL HEROES an anthology edited by Brandon Rucker.

Two Boys At Play (WT 29)

Two boys playing in their back yard meet their counterparts from the past through a rift in time.


Published in Daily Flash Fiction 2012: 366 Days of Flash from Pill Hill Press

Death Visits Oktoberfest (WT 80)


An actor playing the character of Death in a morality at an Oktoberfest Renaissance Faire decides to party-hearty in costume and pays for his actions.

Published in: Fall Shudders an anthology of spooky tales edited by Dorothy Davies

The Birthday Boy's Last Christmas (WT 103)

Christmas is always bright and cheery, with silver tinsel and red and gold balls and lots of twinkling fairy lights with Cthulhu and a vampire. A time of joy, a time of giving till it hurts, blood that is and human sacrifice.

Published in: CHRISTMAS FEAR 2: UNHOLY NIGHT - an anthology of short horror stories edited by Chris Bartholomew.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Outer Limits of the Pizza Twilight Zone (WT107)

Ever get the wrong number late at night and they the temerity to order pizza from you?

Published in Daily Flash 2012: 366 Days of Flash Fiction by Pill Hill Press

Young Sherlock Holmes' Big Crime Spree (WT 105)

Is it possible that the great detective was once a common wrongdoer? Is it possible that there is someone more brilliant than Sherlock?

Published in DAILY FLASH 2012 LEAP YEAR

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Who Wants To Date An Alien (WT 65)

Can a dating show be a weapon of mass destruction? In a bizarre twist of events, an anthropoid lizard and a Tentacle with a big mouth rudely interrupt a man's morning shower. Are they Impresarios from another planet or terrorists unleashing the most dread weapon in the galaxy? Before you can say "Inquiring Minds Want to Know" a mountain is teleported above a capital city and starts to fall...

"FIRST CONTACT IMMINENT" an anthology edited by Joe Jablonksi
published by RED SKIES PRESS

Also at Amazon

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Oh Drat! It's From the In-Laws (WT 104)

A satire on the most famous Christmas Poem - The Night Before Christmas.

Published in  CHRISTMAS FEAR 2, UNHOLY NIGHT  an anthology from Static Movement

Saturday, October 01, 2011

Thunderstorms and Thaumaturgy (WT 85)

A car wrecks and the driver is dead but the accident is not an accident, it's worse than murder. A portal has been opened and an ancient evil is invading the earth. Is this the end of civilization? Only one man can prevent it. Is it the bright young patrolman? The Luddite detective? Or the strange blog editor with the funny name and the hidden past?

This is Volume 2 of a three volume set.
AVAILABLE FOR SALE AT: Static Movement Store


Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Rannoch Abbey and the Night Visitor (WT 41)

On the Vigil of Easter in Rannoch, Scotland in 1155 AD, a flying saucer crashed into the bog near a church and and monks must fight the alien invasion.

Published in MONK PUNK, an anthology edited by AJ French and available at the Static Movement Book Store.
http://www.staticmovement.com/
For slightly more at AMAZON
Also on the KINDLE and the NOOK

A review at HELLNOTES

A review at Ginger Nuts of Horror.
Another Review at The Future Fire

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Who Let The Dogs Out (WT 63)


Charlie Crampon, a college student returning from his father's memorial service, meets up with two strange dogs that turn out to be anthromorphs and when they return to human form, they involved Charlie in a strange and life altering affair. Or so we think because nothing is as it appears to be.

published in ROAD TRIP, edited by Chris Bartholomew at Static Movement Book Store

Monday, August 29, 2011

Avenging Angel (WT 93)


A single woman is found by her stalker and tonight, there will be murder... in an urban, dark and demonic way.
A short story collaboration with Dorothy Davies.

Published in "COMES THE NIGHT" an anthology of dark stories edited by Dorothy Davies.
Available at the Static Movement Store.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Bodies at the Buoy (WT 64)

Policemen Aidan Cainne and Silvio Ranaldo find a dead body in an old-style diving suit under an abandoned diving platform and before they can summon help, a pirate adds them to his scorecard of bad deeds. As the Bible says, the wages of sin is death; not Miltonian death in some fiery Hades or a Dante-like Inferno, but the Angel of Death incarnate come to deliver judgment. When the entire world holds it breath and Death looks deep into the murderer's heart, what does a man see reflected in Death's eyes?

Published in Tales of Salt and Sorrow an anthology edited by Dorothy Davies.
Available at the Static Movement Shop


Monday, August 15, 2011

Witch Queen of the Dragons (WT 91)


Susie, Witch Queen of the Dragons and keeper of the Tablets of Destiny, needs a champion swordsman and Domenic Gedigold the Wizard, to help her gargoyle friends close a portal to hell. Once married to Susie, Domenic and the swordsman must destroy an evil warlock threatening to overwhelm the world with nightmarish dreams and enslaving humanity.

Published in Weird City 2
Companion to Weird City (scroll down)
both anthologies edited by George Wilhite.
My story "Et Exspecto Resurrectionem Mortuorum" appeared in Weird City and is the first story that Domenic appears

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Like a Deer in the Headlights (WT 83)

Ever wonder what the deer thinks about? Well Brant Black and Skeeter Crust find out when their hunting trip is hijacked to another planet. They become the hunted. Do they end up as trophies on the wall or do they survive?

Published in "Like Frozen Statues of Flesh, a Bizarro Anthology" edited by Joe Jablonski
Available a the Static Movement Shop

Roll Another Joint For Me, Baby (WT 71)


Four good friends watching a fifth participate in a parade and witness his murder. Yes, the unbelievable has happened, Lady Sylvia's cheese cavalier is killed before everyone eyes by an invisible killer. Who can solve such a crime? The obsequious detective? The perceptive Patrolman? The banned Blog Editor with the unsavory past?
No one is what they seem to be in this dystopic world.

published in an upcoming anthology: "Like Frozen Statues of Flesh," edited by Joe Jablonski.
Available at the Static Movement Shop.

Monday, June 27, 2011

The Hot Tub Murder (WT 92)

On a world populated by Human-Animal hybrids, a vacationing human is found dead in a hot tub. It is up to seasoned detective, Elias Carson incarnated as a satyr, a green rookie incarnated as a wolf and a prosecutor incarnated as an anteater to solve the world's first murder. What they find is not a Royal conspiracy to cheat death, taxes and society but a cold-blooded, heartless murderer, willing to do anything to keep up appearances.

Accepted in "WILL IT GO FASTER IF I PUSH THIS" an anthology edited by C.D. Turner and published by Static Movement.

Or Amazon for slightly more: WIGFIIP

Sunday, June 26, 2011

The Toads Croaked at Midnight (WT 66)


A movie stuntman who is a touch too greedy and too clueless for his own good and makes a deal with a pair of demons for a big movie contract that has implications for the rest of his life.

Published 26 June 2011 here on The WiFiles.
Or after 3 July 2011 at this link: The WiFiles.

(WT 97) Waste Not, Want Not

A zombie story with an airborne plague virus

(WT 96) Never Again Fear the Dark

Apocalyptic tale of alien satellites isolating the earth.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Poems: "Morning Glen" and "Festive Rapping"


Two poems: "Morning Glen" and "Festive Rapping"

Published in Poems from the Dark Side, George Wilhite editor.

At Static Movement Shop: Poems From the Dark Side
At Amazon: Poems From the Dark Side

Monday, May 16, 2011

Astronomers on the Beach (WT 57)

The Anthology COSMIC CATASTROPHES, edited by Chris Bartholomew

Purchase it at the Static Movement Shop
Or Amazon for slightly more: Cosmic Catastrophes

My story, Astronomers on the Beach, appears in it:

What do you do with the crew of a spaceship when you colonize a world? Twelve Cities abandons them on the planet with the rest of the colonists. What kind of jobs do abandoned astronomers try to find? Would you believe internet videos of a stone man in large caverns? That works out well for two of the crew.
However, something is up there, in the sky.
A meteor is falling toward the planet like the Sword of Damocles and when it strikes, it will thwart the best laid plans of astronomers and colonists alike.

Monday, May 09, 2011

Et Exspecto Resurrectionem Mortuorum (WT 90)


An ex-marine turned Detective who finds the man he is looking for in a gym, punching a speed bag. But remember, the gateway to hell will not open tonight, not on this detective's watch. An Urban Fantasy.

This story appears in George Wilhite's Anthology "Weird City."
It is available at the Static Movement Store.
And at Amazon for a slightly higher price: Weird City 1

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Sasquatch and Cyborg, LLC (WT 79)

One hundred seventy years in the future, a serial killer comes to the Yukon Territory and an alien bounty hunter (a Sasquatch with telepathic fleas) and a human detective (no fleas, no telepathy, just a college degree) must join forces to find the killer before he kills again.

Published in BOUNTY HUNTER, an anthology edited by Chris Bartholomew. Available at Static Movement's Store
http://www.staticmovement.com/
Or full price on AMAZON: BOUNTY HUNTER

New title: Sasquatch and Cyborg, LLC,
Second Title: We're Having a Little Trouble With Sasquatch,
Original title: Anthropomorphic Indulgences

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

And the Life of the World to Come (WT 34)


"Et vitam venturi saeculi," a Latin phrase at the end of the profession of faith. But do we believe in "a life in the world to come"? Do we have faith? They believed. They devised a resurrection and then they died in the apocalypse. This is the story of their life and the world to come.

Published in "Adventures in Other Worlds" an anthology edited by Chris Bartholomew.
Available at Static Movement's Bookstore
And for slightly more at Amazon: Adventures in Other Worlds

The original title: Detective Stuff and the story started out life as a writing exercise for Evil Editors Blog in 2007. It was a biography of EE and it was biting, wicked satire. I wrote a flash fiction from it called it "Inspector Weannous of the Detective Squad" and had the basic plot of an old detective trains a rookie.
In December 2010, I used Willie Weannous as a character in an erotic story. But I didn't use any other part of this story. I changed the character's name for this story.
In March of 2011, I wrote "Et Exspecto Resurrectionem Mortuorum (WT 90)" and that theme had more story to it. So this is the story I wrote from that phrase.

Friday, April 15, 2011

The Alien's Bunghole (WT 21)

READ THIS ON MY WEBSITE
New Title: The Alien's Bunghole
Old Title: Ecstasy of Gold
Original Title: Mungo McNevin and the Priests Hole

Two college students encounter an alien device in a pub. The device does strange things to them. And in the end, "Slade ... shuffled the decks and daydreamed of two moons drifting over the ocean of dreams and herds of dreezik roaming the inner plains of his home world in the constellation of Ophiuchus. In a few hours, he would walk on his home world once again."

This story started out life way back in 2007 and I've been cannibalizing the chapters that never seemed to work together. The segments were:
1) On my website in February 2009's "I Fought The Spaceship and the Spaceship Won."
2) "Rannoch Abbey and the Night Visitor" in the anthology: MONK PUNK due out in May of 2011.
3) And the final part I can extract is this story - The Alien's Bunghole.


Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Penis Tree (WT 82D)


A vacation in Glencoe, Scotland becomes one of the creepiest experiences in life for a sales representative when he finds a tree with a latex marital aid growing out of it.

Ths story is on the May 11, 2011 page in The DAILY FLASHES OF EROTICA Quarterly is available at this link: DFE Quarterly Jan-Mar 2011

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Scarecrow (WT 42a)


Not all heroes have powers and muscles and capes. Some heroes live lonely, solitary lives and care for the ordinary things, lest the ordinary things become unique.
There's a big, black scarecrow in someone's future. If you leave the city life, the rat race and modernity to return to the greener, agricultural lifestyle, what becomes of those touches of modern isolation and loss of ancestral memories?


The original story was first published online in Golden Visions Magazine on March 31, 2009 in the online edition and after 120 days went away as Golden Vision does not maintain an archive of online stories.

A revised version of this story titled "KAKASHI" has been accepted for publication in LOCAL HEROES, an Anthology edited by Brandon Rucker and published by STATIC MOVEMENT late summer or early fall 2011. This will be a reprint.

Monday, January 17, 2011

(WT 82-A,B) The Penis Tree

An exercise between friends. Use the three word title to create a story.
In addition to the title, There were four themes: Impalement, Absorption, Satyrs/Nymphs, Zombies

The ZOMBIE theme became story 87D.
The SATYR/NYMPH/ mythical creature - succubus theme became a ghost story 87C. Why did it become a Succubus story? Because not all story ideas can have a same title and atmosphere or tone.

That leaves Impalement and Absorption for 87A and 87B. Both of those are merely ideas floating around the ether.

(WT 82-C) The Devil's Massif

Something happened up on the Devil's Massif. A man's reputation was ruined and his life turned to ashes. Once, She lived in a glade on the Devil's Massif and woe to the man who wandered into her glade.

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Paleobotany Gone Bad (WT 72)

An idea about bamboo and possibly tiger cages.

Friday, December 03, 2010

(WT 78) The Phantom Flush

Darling, I heard a noise in the bathroom, she said...
(hint, it's a ghost story)

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

The Houston Birthday Party (WT 76)

There's a worm in your future. Yanno, like earthworm.
This is posted on the website in the Halloween Folder.
The Houston Birthday Party

Friday, October 01, 2010

My Flashy Shorts

FLASHY SHORTS
A defunct web page. It was a nice idea that failed.

Tuesday, August 03, 2010

...And This Has Been One of Them (WT 67)

WT-67
I can't believe a story got completely written and filed on my hard drive without getting an entry here but there it was, sitting there, smirking.

I posted this story on my website. It's my summer gift of fun. Enjoy it.
...And This Has Been One Of Them...

Monday, July 19, 2010

Ryder Eisel (WT 70)

Mining on a distant planet, Ryder Eisel becomes a metal soldier, much like a praetorian guard in ancient Rome.

This was the January 2011 story on my website.

Monday, June 07, 2010

2012 Apocalypse (WT 60)

Now he knows why the Mayan calendar ends in 2012 and what he must do for the next 12 baktun cycles (12 times 144,000 days). The pillars of heaven as represented by the compass must pass on their burden to four new men.
Update #1 (29 Sep 2009): I submitted this to a journal and got rejected.
Update #2 (10 Jan 2010): A third journal and a rejection.
Update #3 (7 June 2010): I published this on my website.
In the Stone Folder:
2012 APOCALYPSE

Monday, May 31, 2010

I fought the spaceship and the spaceship won (WT56)

I was rewriting one of the (how do I say this?) "bad idea" or "unworkable idea" or "dead end" ideas and saved this scene as a story all by itself. Don't think this is unusual, lots of stories you read have lost a character that didn't advance the story. Or the author deleted characters because there were too many characters in the story.

UPDATE #1: February 2009 - I "salvaged a fragment from the draft and put it on the website in the Sci Fi Folder as I Fought the Spaceship and the Spaceship Won -- Wayne and Roberto and you get to read about their misadventure with the spaceship. It did not further the story I was trying to write.

That's the reason that a writer would take a segment and save it as a short story or make it into a standalone story.

UPDATE #2: May 2010 - I took a very humorous chunk of the old story and started to make it into a short story for the website but something odd happened... It created a better segment of the origial story, so much so, I have continued with the original ideas and outline I first set out last year.

Now I have to find another story to post.

Monday, April 26, 2010

(WT 55) Treasure Hunters

My creature from the black lagoon story. It's hard to say if any story will actually appear. Treasure hunters in the deep, deep ocean.

Update: I posted a portion of the story on the website.

Monday, March 01, 2010

silicone (WT 3)

March 1, 2010
I took one of the usable portions of this story (About 1100 words) and posted it as a standalone story on my website. Every so often I cannibalize a failed idea like this. This particular idea is three years old and I know that I will not go to go back to it. I'm only posting this to keep track.

August 2007
New idea: A CIA Spy is captured in china. They convert him into a living plastinated statue as punishment.

This idea didn't pan out: Frat boys try to create a display piece but instead convert the body of a friend into silicone rubber. It's like those dissected bodies you see in museums.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

My Heroes Were Rovers (WT 38)

Published on website.
Two guys, huge overpowered trikes like the Can Am Spider by Bombadier, a metallic interface in their chests, and computer connection to their brains.
Add a duplicitous drug dealer selling MetalCrack, a drug laced with nanomachines, and war games...
In the METAL Folder:
My Heroes Were Rovers

Thursday, September 24, 2009

(WT 62) Tongareva

BACKSTORY 2:
A few years in the future, the icecaps melts, sea levels rose and southern tectonic plates shifted upward exposing the landmass of the Antarctic.
The ocean rise floods vast tracts of land prompting a move to floating cities made from wood. A new icecap forms over Canada. Much of the Mississippi valley is shallow swamp. In an effort to reduce atmospheric CO2, fast growing trees are planted and the wood is converted to boats. Most energy systems are converted to battery and electric motors recharged by non-hydrocarbon fuels.

BACKSTORY 1:
A few years in the future, the icecaps melts, sea levels rose and southern tectonic plates shifted upward exposing the landmass of the Antarctic. Most of the Pacific islands in the South Seas fell below water level. But in Polynesia, specifically the Cook Islands, Tongavera atoll, rises to reveal a small central island surrounded by reef. The sharks have left and been replaced by dolphins.

An overflight finds the new South Pacific Atoll and the US military send geographers and scientists to explore the new atoll. They find the ruins of pyramidal stone buildings with smooth walls and flat roofs. On the east side of the central island there are a a dozen black stone altars with a depression in the anatomically correct outline of a man and on the west side of the island are another dozen black stone altars with dolphin shaped depressions.

There are steles with pictograms reminiscent of Egyptian and Sumerian writing. That puts them circa 2800 BC. Translated they tell the story of a civilization that was destroyed by some extraterrestrial object. No one can complete the translation of the texts. The object is described as the harbinger of death from above. The ancients could see it coming and their shamans and magicians created two islands--one for men and one for women, with sexually distinguishable altars in order to avoid destruction. Sonar locates the second island still at the bottom of the ocean. The Brass and intelligentsia believes that the altars were for sacrifices -- human and dolphin. They also assume that the inhabitants were wiped out in a meteor strike.

All of that is reported back to headquarters. Then the expedition disappears completely. A second group is sent to find out what happened.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

(WT 61) Goats

I thought of a great opening lines to start a story:
I warned you boy's not to drink old man dickface's moonshine but you boys could never listen to what your elders tell ya.
Why don't you go back to your hovel and play with your cats, you old crone.
Mouth breathing moron in a baseball cap with droopy pants.
Yips
Voodoo mammy got the power of baron sahmedi

These lines may not end up in the final draft but it's inspirational.

(WT 59) Jack and Jack

A revision of a writing exercise along the lines of "Big Name Writers Seminar"

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

First Contact: Antarctica (WT 50)

Something alien is happening in the Ross Sea and the Belleny Islands, ANTARCTICA. It's a protected area so they create a special unit to do surveillance year round. They drop into the sea February 1st and will be picked up December 1st. The Aliens see them in the first few days and expose the suited men to a beam so their bodies begin to transform. Since the men are there for the winter season, they can't remove the suits and don't notice their bodies changing slowly. By the time the "pickup" comes in December, their feet and ankles have extended into flippers and their legs shortened up close to their shrunken hips. They have thick furry coats from the shoulders down and a layer of blubber to keep them warm. Their arms are shorter and their hands are webbed and broadened out into flippers. But they are still human under the mask-like hoods.

Published on the website

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

CHIEF WHITEFEATHER ... (WT 49)

Chief WhiteFeather of the Corona Grande Tribe
- Terry and his buddy Brian have a great S&M relationship but when Terry's father visits and Brian is left outside in a tool shed like a dog, two handymen intervene and Terry's life is changed forever. This is a "wood" transform.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Monkey Men From Mars (WT 44)

Published on my website. Go, have fun reading it.

Sweat covered Gary Loopers' body. He pulled his damp t-shirt over his head and dropped his basketball shorts on the floor. Gary stood naked to the blast of cold air. Sean's pet, Mombe, a young male bonobo about five feet tall snatched the shorts, sniffed them and wrapped its arms around Gary's leg. He jumped as hairy hands fondled his privates and felt up his butt other. Gary grabbed the Mombe's wrists and pulled with all of his might.

In the Furry Folder on my website.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Short Ribs and Other Tasty Morsels (WT 58)

I posted six short stories, humorous pieces, on my website.
25 April 2009

Sunday, March 22, 2009

NYMPHS AND SATYRS (WT 51)

A man finds nymphs and satyrs while on vacation. Plus a goat! And now it's going up on the website:
NYMPHS AND SATYRS
Sometimes being a directionless jerk and a guy who "goes along to get along" and just wanders through life isn't a great idea. Then sometimes, wanting to BE SOMETHING, anything in life is also misguided. But then, maybe it isn't. Who knows? How can we know? All I can really say is that one of these characters likes his stick shift more than anything in life.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Scarecrow (WT 42b)

NEWS
On January 28, 2009, Darkened Horizons published my horror story:

"The Scarecrow"

It is the story of friends, Wyatt and Ben, their dark secrets and the sacrifice one must make for the other to live. You will find it at this URL: Darkened Horizons --- click on the Publications link in the left hand corner. Darkened Horizons publishes through Lulu and Vol 6 is available in PDF (download) or print format (paperback and hardback).

Saturday, January 10, 2009

(WT 53) Time Travel

One thought - A man travels back to ancient Rome to learn about the past and learns too much.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

(WT 50) Carnival Sideshow Geek

A story set in the 1860's on the plains of Oklahoma.

Monday, December 08, 2008

Big Name Writer's Writing Seminar (WT 49)

On December 8th, 2008,
YANKEE POT ROAST
published my satire titled:
"Big Name Writer's Writing Seminar"

You can read it at this URL: http://www.yankeepotroast.org/archives/2008/12/bigname_writers.html

YANKEE POT ROAST is a website devoted to short form humor and satire.

Friday, November 28, 2008

A POEM: Who Was This Robbie Burns

On December 1st, "FLASHQUAKE" on the web (volume 8, number 2) - http://www.flashquake.org/index.html published my poem titled "Who Was This Robbie Burns." Which is a meditation on New Years Resolutions, those things that we make in a drunken stupor on January 1 each year and then forget about only to remember in the cold cruel light of late December wen we have to own up to achieving or failing once again.

Click to the Homepage (if you see vol 8 number 1, then hit reload on your browser) and then go to the POETRY link. My poem is about the 6th down the list of nine (which means nothing as far as I know).

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

CURSE OF SHADOWS (WT 48)

I swore I was never going to write a werewolf story, but this happened. It's going to magazines, so you have to be patient if you want to read it.

In the Halloween folder:
CURSE OF SHADOWS

Friday, October 24, 2008

(WT 47) Fame and Fortune (POEM)

A free verse form poem, or a flash fiction about trick or treating.
I sent it to a magazine. Maybe they'll print it...

First line:
What do you call a man with one hand flesh and one hand steel?

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Pettifore's Bibolet and Bagatelle (WT 45)

Pettifore's Bibolet and Bagatelle
Two young men discover anatomically correct rubber dolls.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Poseidon's Bounty (WT 45)

Poseidon's Bounty
Trey Montgomery invests in a sushi restaurant. AND, I do mean invest.
This is a statue transformation.

It's Published on the website:
Poseidon's Bounty

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Young Jackasses In Lust? (WT )

I posted this on the website. It started out as a chapter of something from my hard drive. I turned it into a short story.
A detective meets a young man being transformed into a donkey and lustful thought enter his mind.

In the Furry Folder:
YOUNG JACKASSES IN LUST

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Incident at the Soccer Match (WT 43)

What's the hottest, most sexually charged statue you can imagine? How about your own body converted to stone? This is going to be a Hunk story. I owe a story with lots of genitals and bawdy bodies to the website.

In the Halloween Folder:
INCIDENT AT A SOCCER MATCH

Thursday, August 07, 2008

CAGE FIGHTER (WT 23)

WHAT A BEAST OF A STORY!
I've also changed the title to Cage Fighter.

"CAGE FIGHTER" is the story of a mix-martial-arts fighter turned secret agent who gets deeply involved in the politics of an alien planet.


In the SCI-FI folder:
CAGE FIGHTER

Saturday, July 05, 2008

'Til the rains from heaven did fall (WT 36)

A story about the incarnation of Death stopping the apocalypse with help from his friends, one of whom is the Biblical Cain.

Monday, May 26, 2008

A WORM'S EYE VIEW OF KARMA (WT 37)

This is a story about worms and Ragnarok.
POSTED

In the OTHER Folder:
A WORM'S EYE VIEW OF KARMA

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Mud Men (WT 40)

I posted this story on the web for the 5th of May. 
It was one of those ideas that just struck like lightening and was complete in 12 hours. 


MUD MEN

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Pele's Kiss (WT 33)

A statue story. About 2480 words. 
This will be posted on 5 April 2008


PELE'S SONS

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Mike's Tribe ( WT 27)

It's about koteka's and trees.

In the SCI FI folder:
NEW HORIZON

Monday, January 28, 2008

(WT 35) The Donegal Manuscript

"The Travels and Discoveries of the Brothers Barnaby and Tag Canley
in the Jungles of Savage and Unmapped Africa.

A Written Account of the Years 1829 to 1935 by Tag Canley

We Share Our Fate as Brothers and Equals Must Share Life.
We Grew up as Turlough Ua-Tuathail of Caisleán Uí-Domhnaill and
Aodh Mac-An-Airchinnigh in Graignamanagh, Contae Chill-Chainnigh
Master and Manservant, But We Were Born Equals and We Will Die Equals.

Monday, January 07, 2008

Casuality Violation (WT 1)

I posted a chapter of this on my website. It's January's post. In the SCI FI folder:
TORCH, A TRANSFORM .


The second segment is also in the SCI FI folder:
SPACESHIP 2377

And an earlier segment:
NEW YEARS DAY - 2374

And the place it all started:
THE TEST SUBJECT