(WT 47) Fame and Fortune (POEM)

A free verse form poem, or a flash fiction about trick or treating.
I sent it to a magazine. Maybe they'll print it...

First line:
What do you call a man with one hand flesh and one hand steel?

Pettifore's Bibolet and Bagatelle (WT 45)

Pettifore's Bibolet and Bagatelle
Two young men discover anatomically correct rubber dolls.